Here in the block where I live, we have a neighbour who could put the Serengeti animal stampede to shame! As I write this, she is stampeding round in the flat above mine, her footfalls are so heavy that our walls, ceiling and floor vibrate under the stress! Her favourite trick is to go out until late on a weekend, then come back in at turned 11pm, stampede round her flat and wake everyone up, and then put on her video until 12:30am!
Now we have started giving her a wake up call every Saturday and Sunday morning - so each time we are subjected to her stampeding and late night/early morning TV, she gets loud pop music played directly under her bedroom

And she does not like that!!! As soon as the music goes on, she turns to her number one talent of atempting to bring down our ceiling with her feet, but to no avail because we turn the music up and she has to grin and bear it!!!
We've endured her selfish racket and habits for more than two years, now we get our revenge. A few months ago she went on holiday and had her TV on at just after 3am so early morning noise did not bother her that day!
Seeing as she will be going out tonight, and no doubt stampeding when she returns home, we look forward to wakening her up with our music tomorrow!